QUICK, GO GET YOUR MOTHER!

Interesting story about a country boy and his father. This boy and his father had never, ever been to the city, but one day they decided to take a trip to Atlanta. Their first stop was a big shopping mall and they were amazed by almost everthing they saw. They were especially intrigued by two shiny, silver walls that automatically moved apart and back together again. The boy asked his father "what is that?"

The father, having never seen an automatic elevator responded, "son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I have no idea what it is!" And while they were watching wide eyed, a very, very old woman walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked into this small room. Then the walls closed and the boy and his father watched as the small circles of light with numbers above the wall lit up. They continued to watch and the circles of light started moving in the reverse direction. And when the walls opened again, a beautiful 24 year old woman walked out.

The shocked father said to his son....."Quick, go get your mother!"