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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

HYMN #365


This morning my friend Bob shared about a minister who was completing a sermon about temperance.....

With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis
he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down ...


The song leader stood and announced, 

"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

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