WISDOM IN ONE SENTENCE

These interesting quotes came from my good friend Jeff today.....

My wife's cat "Penny"

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods and they have never forgotten this" 

Cemetary near Gifford Pinchot Park

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. (Will Rogers)

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.  (Mark Twain)

 

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. (George Burns)

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Groucho Marx)

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. (Winston Churchill)

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. (Billy Crystal)

May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.