BEN FRANKLIN, PARIS HILTON, DAVE RAMSEY, KEN HUBBARD, IRS AUDITOR, UNWANTED COW

BEN FRANKLIN'S ADVICE ON BLACK FRIDAY - “Rather go to bed without dinner than to rise in debt."

PARIS HILTON - "What's a soup kitchen?"

DAVE RAMSEY - "You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave"

KEN HUBBARD - "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

 IRS AUDITOR -"The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money."

UNWANTED COW - "Money was invented to replace the messy business of barter. It’s hard work walking my cow all the way to your village to trade for firewood … and then carrying all of that firewood back home.  And what if no one wants my cow?"

Turns out this was a myth.  Money wasn't created to replace bartering, it was created to finance a war.