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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

RODENT REMOVAL MONTH


Interesting comments by a friend about yesterday's election results....(we call this friend "x-ray" man)


"Remember when Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right'? He also said to Peter: "If you want to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat." They did and filled the boat. 

Ever wonder about the origin of Left and Right?



I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left". By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:

"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." 

Ecclesiastes 10:2

Guess it can't get any simpler than that! OK. Here is Wednesday's Spelling Lesson...
The last four letters in American are "I Can". The last four letters in Republican are "I Can". The last four letters in Democrats are "Rats".
"So, based on yesterday's election, we've set aside next November as rodent removal month." 

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