MUJIBAR

My friend sent me this, which was especially relevant since I've been fighting the COMCAST and VERIZON call center battle today.
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. 

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' 

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' 

The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words "Yellow, Pink, and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am   ready.' 

The manager said, 'Go ahead.' 

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.' 

(Translation: Comcast/Verizon language for "ring, ring, and I pick it up, and say, Hello)

Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt, like me, you have spoken to him.